why are people always writing stories?

perfect.

j'aime pin up girls. wish i had tits- new occupation.

"I stood out on the porch thinking "fight, fight, fight at all costs!" but instead I let you in just like I've always done. I sat you down & offered you a beer & from across the kitchen table I fired several rounds, but you were still sitting there when the smoke cleared. You came crawling back to say that you want to make good in the end. Oh? Well let me count the ways that I abhor you: you were never a good lay & you never were a good friend. But what can I say, I adore you."
- Ani DiFranco